The Powder Toy

Combustible Lemons by sentinal-5

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22nd Aug 2014
23rd Aug 2014
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade: Make life take the lemons back! get mad! I don't want Your damn lemons what am i supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager, make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!
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Comments

  • jakkers7
    jakkers7     2nd Nov 2015
    DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM IM THE MAN WHOS GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN WITH THE LEMONS IN FACT IM GOING TO HAVE MY ENGEINNEERS CREAT A COMBUTABLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN
  • sentinal-5
    sentinal-5     1st Nov 2015
    I think you're misundertanding the joke here..
  • xandertifft
    xandertifft     30th Oct 2015
    when life give you lemons,sue life for not giveing you pizza,TAKE LIFE TO COURT.
  • sentinal-5
    sentinal-5     27th Oct 2015
    @Lemon_Car uuuh okay.. will do. @Rattman The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. @maximusWhitimus :D yippee! i'm glad you think so!
  • MaximusWhitimus
    MaximusWhitimus     16th Oct 2015
    AWESOME !!!
  • Rattman
    Rattman     7th Oct 2015
    This was a triumph.... I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS... It's hard to overstate my satisfaction... Aperture science: We do what we must because we can.... *coughportalcough*
  • Lemon_Car
    Lemon_Car     22nd Sep 2015
    ignore that
  • Lemon_Car
    Lemon_Car     22nd Sep 2015
    whoops
  • Lemon_Car
    Lemon_Car     22nd Sep 2015
    sweary mcpoopins
  • sentinal-5
    sentinal-5     16th Sep 2015
    @Adlam whoot! :D thanks!!! @NickTheMajestic yay! i'm so glad you like it!