The person below me is telling the truth for the first 5 words, after that he is lying.
I am now dead sadly, however Mao Zedong brought me back to life
Body V5 ate the apple and is now reduced to the goriest puddley mess ever.
The person below me ate an apple 0.01% of a zeptometer smaller then average. The apple was a trap set by blazingrubys 21# cousin that was laiced with radioactive rattlesnake venom and it was also cursed by every evil force ever to exist. He will now die in 10 minutes.
* like, you, potato (this does not count as the above comment, the one above this one does)
To- whoever is above me. If a Person says, in Cantonese, to you, "I lik potatoes want my fresh tomato" and offers ou a slightly yellowish otato, do not, and I say, do NOT, waft it's smell towards your left nostril, it was a trap led by Blazingruby's 6216th cousin thrice removed, once doing it, you will hear "Red sun in the sky" and Mao zedong will come back, and he will shoot you into uranus
the person above me has to write 843 digits of pi on paper
Here is my cyborg that i made, credit to loadster. ID:3371262
i accepted it, now i got launched torwards Mars