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I'm a long time TPT junkie specialising in laser creations. Since this is a biography, I though I'd state some things that I hope would make me seem a tad less boring:

I once fainted from watching too much PewDiePie

I once cut my nose with a pair of scissors

My favourite hobby is sleeping

Now for a smattering of people I wish I could hang out with - Friedrich Nietzsche, Arthur Schopenhauer, David Benatar, David Pearce, Miguel Nicolelis, Ben Goertzel, Nick Bostrom, James Joyce, Harlan Ellison, Arthur C. Clarke, Ramez Naam, John Quijada, Winston Rowntree, Christopher Nolan, Charlie Kaufman, Lars von Trier, David Lynch, David Fincher, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Dennis Villeneuve, Eva Green, H.P. Lovecraft, Emily Blunt, Christopher Lee, Rooney Mara, Edgar Allan Poe, Freddie Mercury, Robin Williams, David Bowie, Jeff Loomis, Spencer Prewett, Hannes Grossmann, Christian Muenzner and Muhammed Suicmez

And here's a selection of films I like - Shame, Enemy, Limitless, Transcendence, Her, Enter the Void, Requiem for a Dream, Primer, Under the Skin, Snatch, Jacob's Ladder, Anomalisa, Trainspotting, Swiss Army Man, Frank, Interstellar, Moon, Timecrimes, Blade Runner, Eraserhead, Shutter Island, eXistenZ, The Machinist, Videodrome, Memento, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Melancholia, Holy Motors, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Martyrs, Gone Girl, Identity, Avatar, Inception, The Dreamers, A Clockwork Orange, Ed Wood, Coherence, Predestination, Ip Man 1 and 2 (3 and the prequel were bad though), Arrival, Se7en, The Usual Suspects, Birdman, American Psycho, The Game, May, Mulholland Drive, American Hustle, Coraline, Nymphomaniac Vols. 1 & 2, The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, The Wolf of Wall Street, Antichrist, The Dark Knight Trilogy, The Crow, Whiplash, Ex Machina, Boiler Room, The Godfather Trilogy, The Departed, Donnie Brasco, Looper, Mr. Nobody, Paprika, Source Code, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Fight Club, Goodfellas, Scarface, Spirited Away, War Dogs, Princess Mononoke, Grave of the Fireflies, The Matrix, Ghost in the Shell, Oldboy, I Saw The Devil, Hard Candy, The Ninth Configuration,The Big Short, Captain Fantastic, Cloud Atlas, Synecdoche, New York, Twelve Monkeys, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Truman Show.

And some examples of the TV Series I like - Black Mirror, Bojack Horseman, Serial Experiments Lain, Texhnolyze, Ergo Proxy, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Preacher, Mr. Robot, Mushishi, Death Note, Erased, Rick and Morty, Breaking Bad, Westworld.

Over here are the kinds of musicians whose music I like - Blonde Redhead, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Echo and the Bunnymen, Alkaloid, Spawn of Possession, Radiohead, Conquering Dystopia, Antonio Carlos Jobim, Stan Getz, Paul Wardingham, Nils Frahm, Star Systems, Eminem, Erik Satie, Archspire, Necrophagist, Supersonus, Angelo Badalamenti, Claude Debussy, Colin Stetson, Joao Gilberto, Frédéric Chopin, Evoken, CHON, Esoteric, Olivier Messiaen, Lustmord, Herbst9, Sergei Prokofiev, Rameses B, Aesop Rock, Green Day, Linkin Park, Plini, MF Doom, Cloudkicker, Harold Budd, Madvillain, Christina Vantzou, Sithu Aye, Tech N9ne, BADBADNOTGOOD, Dmitri Shostakovich, Immortal Technique, Busta Rhymes, Death, Visage, The Cure, Philip Glass, Zenith Passage, Björk, Olafur Arnalds, Max Richter, Jay Barnes-Luckett, Hans Zimmer, Clipping., Ludovico Einaudi, Nouvelle Vague

If you glance over here, you'll find a few of the games I like - The Powder Toy, Rawbots, LogicBots, Pioneer, Endless Sky, Xonotic, Warsow, Redshift's The Quest, Zachtronics games, else.heartbreak(), Might and Magic series, Scribblenauts Unlimited

Oh look! The dreaded list of cool and creative users:
LBPHacker - 60Hz electronics master.
zack123 - Always had loads of ideas for me.
sumthin_man - Great flair for lasers and engineering.
brodyrulz - Very helpful collaborator who worked on improving some of my creations.
Schneumer - Only other INTP I know.
Sandwichlizard - Ossum lasers and automation.
POWDER_AU_ - Multi laser. Nuff said.
jacob1 - Best mod ever.
Anmol444 - One of the most helpful users ever. Where did you go buddy?
gbasilva - Great friend who gives loads of help.
m_shinoda - Ossum lasers. Also ossum singing and rapping.
benthecrazy - Helpful electronics dude.
BuysDB - Amazing deco work.
c-miner-2213 - Has the highest number of uploaded creations in all of TPT.

If you've some spare time, perhaps a quick look-see at some of my creations that are slightly less pitiful than the rest:
Dray Bombs - id:2104570
Hijack Chip - id:2104566
Multi Cannon 3 - id:1949394
Multi Laser 6 - id:1949373
Multi Laser 7 - id:1949370
Multi Snow Cannon - id:2104565
WIP Modular Weapons Shop 2 - id:2102804
WIP Multi Laser 8 - id:1957279, id:2074373, id:2142154

And at long last, for the piece de resistance, please make a round of applause for other people's creations which I really like:
Solid printer - id:1699372
Star Wars multiplayer arcade - id:1494483
Snake game - id:1307826
Smallest piston mover - id:1305350
Smallest flipflops - id:1340126
Maze solving bot - id:1410073
108 lasers - id:335073
Photon powered laser - id:377699
Fast laser - id:1459416
Variable temperature laser - id:1480509
Fusion capable multi laser - id:1483605
Seeking laser - id:1435669
BRAY shooting piston ship shooting steerable piston ship - id:1432999
Angle change multi laser - id:1513242
Multi laser - id:1214457
Wavy laser - id:577554
Rainbow cannon - id:625641
Smallest counter - id:978551
Go home bot - id:1540421
CRAY Word Printer - id:1430267
Binary printer - id:1669116
Quaternary cypher - id:1563246
Automatic digital thermometre - id:1726110
Error.exe - id:1411511
CRAY Superlaser - id:1865182
60 Hz computer - id:1932845
BF interpreter - id:2025777

That's all for now folks!