How do you know...

  • HapyMetal
    14th May 2017 Member 1 Permalink
    ...that you are playing to much KSP

    A great Game, and i'm also guilty of playing it to much.
    But you should take a brake of it, when one of these things happening.

    The name of your boss is Jebediah.

    When you're leaving home for work/school, you say I'm going on EVA.

    You try to check staging before driving your car/bike.

    You always want to add more boosters.

    An instruction of you, how to reach a destination, includes a hohmann transfer, an apoapsis and a periapsis.

    You have a collection of surface samples.

    You failed to open a bottle of beer, because there is no decoupler between bottle and cap.


    Please add more!!
    Edited once by HapyMetal. Last: 13th May 2017
  • docRoboRobert
    14th May 2017 Member 2 Permalink

    :D

    - You always looking for Minmus on night sky.

    - When you try to buy some ice, you're looking for ice-creams that taste like Minmus ice.

    - You try to buy liquid fuel/solid fuel/RCS fuel on petrol station.

    - When you're drunk, you say: " My RSC fuel run out".

    - When you're drunk, you say: " I lost my RCS control..."

    - Your walk to work requires few gravity asists.

    - You're looking for a ground which contains as much Kethane as it's possible.

    - Your bike must have landing grars and parachute.

    - You think that the first woman in space was Valentina Kerman.

    - You try to grind science from your neighborhood and sent it to the local space center.

    Edited 3 times by docRoboRobert. Last: 14th May 2017
  • HapyMetal
    14th May 2017 Member 1 Permalink
    @docRoboRobert (View Post)
    LOL Made my morning.

    I have another two:

    You always plant a flag first when you're leaving your car.
    Your house has a relay antenna.
  • docRoboRobert
    14th May 2017 Member 2 Permalink

    ;D

    Another seven:

    - You enjoy smoking rocket fuel.

    - Instead of taking lunch, you always take life support to work.

    - You're looking for friends who are scientists, beacouse they can store your science data.

    - You have maps of all bodies in your room.

    - When you're on the plane, you need to know does it have SAS and long ladder.

    - You would prefer to watch Moholes rather than going to the cinema.

    - You feel safer when your pilot's name is Bill.

    Edited once by docRoboRobert. Last: 14th May 2017
  • HapyMetal
    14th May 2017 Member 1 Permalink
    @docRoboRobert (View Post)
    Quote: " Instead of taking lunch, you always take life support to work."
    Hey that's not far away from the truth, because at summertime it can be very hot in my lab and i have to drink 2-3liters per shift to prevent dehydration.

    - Before you're leaving home, you always take a map and add the maneuver nodes.
    - You go to a pharmacy and ask for an anti-kessler-syndrome medication.
    - You didn't carry garbage to the trashcan, you're terminating debris.
    - ...after being cut in of somebody during traffic: "WATCH YOUR INCLINATION, DAMMED!!!"
  • docRoboRobert
    14th May 2017 Member 1 Permalink

    HapyMetal:

    Quote: " Instead of taking lunch, you always take life support to work."
    Hey that's not far away from the truth, because at summertime it can be very hot in my lab and i have to drink 2-3liters per shift to prevent dehydration.

     

    Don't you have canteen in your research facility? I was thinking that big labs have their own cafeteria like in IKEA.

     

    - When you see Mars, you think: Duna with small polar caps.

    - When you have hot holidays, you think that you're on the Eve's beach.

    - You want to build solar pannels in every vehicle.

    - You don't go on the trip. You exploring world with your rover.

    - When you're looking for a new vehicle, you always want to see its centre of mass, drag and this blue arrow (I forgot how it's called).

    - You think that first probe in space was Stayputnik.

    - You think that you can penetrate big rocks without problems.

    - For you the only difference between Kerbin and Earth are clouds.

  • QuanTech
    14th May 2017 Member 2 Permalink

    - When a car explodes, "needs more struts"

  • docRoboRobert
    14th May 2017 Member 1 Permalink

    QuanTech:

    - When a car explodes, "needs more struts"

     Never too much struts!

     

    Also:

    - You think that day has 6h.

    - The best place for holidays are Eve's beaches.

    - When something is unstable, you using more structural tape.

    - You always check your Delta v before you go.

    Edited once by docRoboRobert. Last: 14th May 2017
  • HapyMetal
    14th May 2017 Member 1 Permalink
    @docRoboRobert (View Post)
    It isn't a big lab, 17 people are we overall, so we have a break-room, but no canteen. The thing is, most of my lab-part is underground with a 1.50m thick ceiling overhead, because i use X-Rays there and it's impossible to install climatisation (the dust can screw up my metallographic samples), and almost every machine is emitting heat.

    The blue Arrow is 'center of lift'
    Never heared the rule 'Center of mass always in front of the center of lift'?
  • docRoboRobert
    14th May 2017 Member 1 Permalink

    @HapyMetal (View Post)

     Ok, I understand. Center of mass is this half-yellow, half-dark ball.

    Also,

    Your post made my day!

    Edited once by docRoboRobert. Last: 14th May 2017