Funny forum/IRC quotes thread
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jombo23:
[14:50:53]<MiningMarsh> Ristovski: I'd stick my d*ck/get sticked by anything really
[22:01:39]<Alexwall> who is jombo23
[22:02:51]<Diag> Alexwall: hi
[22:02:55]<Diag> Alexwall: can i help you
[22:03:23]<Alexwall> just wondering who you were, have a lot of posts on the quotes thread by no one by "jombo23" was here
[22:03:37]<Diag> oh
[22:03:40]<Diag> idunno who it is
[22:04:41]<Ristovski> Alexwall: jombo23? havent seen him in a long time
[22:04:51]<Ristovski> I think he might be using mniips irc log web site thingy
[22:05:04]<Alexwall> that's weirdcheeky
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[16:59:49] <PowderBot> Thread 'NEW Element ' by mechanic11 in Feedback; http://tpt.io/:22143
[17:00:30] <jacob1> I wouldn't have known who that suggestion was from if he hadn't put his name at the endmechanic11:
love the game but I find it hard to keep an element at a constant temperature
so could you please add tepu stands for temperature pump and if you add please make it one of the powered elements
from mechanic11
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<Switzerland> In my IR course, we nearly voted on doing a UN simulation about the Paris Climate Agreement. Which to be honest is a serious issue, but for a class UN simulation, it'd be boring as fuck.
<Switzerland> We, luckily, ended up doing something on the N. Korea standoff
<Doxin> fun!
<Switzerland> Doxin: Wanna know which country I chose to represent?!
* Switzerland excitedly waits
<Doxin> Switzerland: Switzerland?
<Switzerland> Doxin: Wrong. Somalia
<Doxin> lol y
<Switzerland> Doxin: Not really. I did choose Switzerland heh
<Doxin> Switzerland: I'd be very tempted to pick some unimportant nation and just be obnoxious during the debate
<Switzerland> Doxin: That was my back-up plan. To choose Somalia or Vatican City heh
<Doxin> lol vatican city
<Doxin> that'd be amazing
<Doxin> go be the religious prick :P
<Switzerland> GOD DOESN'T ALLOW NUKES! THE POWER OF JESUS COMPELLS YOU TO MAKE PEACE
<Switzerland> Slam the bible on the table
<Doxin> WAR MAKES BABY JESUS SAD
<Doxin> REPENT! REPENT!
<Switzerland> 12:476 OF JOHN'S UNDERWEAR - THOU SHALL NOT HAVE HISSY FIT OVER VIOLENCE
<Doxin> Switzerland: go all in and show up like https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Halloween-Costume-for-Men-Christian-European-Religious-Missionaries-Pastor-Priest-Costumes-Adult-Fancy-Cosplay-Clothing/32723756577.html
<Doxin> get like one of those wooden crosses on a chain and whack people with it
<Switzerland> WE WILL NOW BREAK BREAD AND BEG FOR OFFERINGS TO THE CATHOLIC CHURCH
<Doxin> "before we start debating I'd like to take a minute of silence to pray"
<Switzerland> Doxin: Hehe, get some water and spash it at people randomly
<Doxin> go around with the coin plate after
<Switzerland> HOLY WATER CLEANSES YOU
<Ristovski> ayyyyy
<Doxin> Switzerland: start a literal witch hunt :D
<Doxin> or just go exorcise north korea
<Doxin> THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
<Switzerland> Doxin: Sadly the UK refuses to participate in such Satanic cleansing rituals.
<Switzerland> Have everyone in the room hold down the person representing N Korea
<Switzerland> THIS DEMON SHALL NOT BE ANYMORE!
<Doxin> haha
<Switzerland> LEAVE THY BODY AND FOREVER LEAVE THIS WORLD!
<Switzerland> raaawwhhhhhaaaaaaa
<Switzerland> And start waterboarding em'
<Doxin> just spend the entire debate trying to convert other countries -
[21:38:22]<snsiox> does anyone here ever hallucinate smells
[21:38:41]<snsiox> I just got a whiff of steak in my computer graphics class and now I am really hungry
[21:39:17]<Doxin> lol
[21:39:25]<Diag> youre having a stroke
[21:39:33]<Doxin> I have this thing where I can smell stuff like sour milk only once
[21:40:03]<Doxin> so I'll like smell the milk and go "UEUUAGH GROSS" and then sniff again to make sure and I start doubting myself because it doesn't smell like anything the second time :P
[21:41:48]<snsiox> Doxin: I heard that's how H2S poisoning works
[21:42:00]<snsiox> the first whiff kills your nose cells so you can't smell it anymore
[21:42:13]<snsiox> and so people don't leave and then they die
[21:42:24]<MiningMarsh> snsiox: I have hallucinated smells while on drugs
[21:42:40]<Doxin> snsiox: neat
[21:42:47]<snsiox> ooh, I didn't pay for any drugs; free drugs
[21:43:02]<Doxin> snsiox: I can re-smell the smell a couple hours later though
[21:43:06]<snsiox> Doxin: is there hydrogen sulfide in your milk? that would explain it tho
[21:43:17]<Doxin> nah I have it with a lot of stuff
[21:43:21]<Doxin> moldy bread too
[21:43:29]<Doxin> and also nice smells
[21:43:40]<Diag> like butthole
[21:43:45]<Doxin> like butthole
[21:43:52]<Diag> ~nice~
[21:43:53]<snsiox> like butthail
[21:44:08]<Doxin> Diag: seriously though a clean butthole smells pretty nice
[21:44:15]<Diag> Doxin: no
[21:44:17]<Doxin> like the butt-grease has a specific smell
[21:44:23]<snsiox> oh
[21:44:23]<Diag> yes it does
[21:44:24]<snsiox> ok
[21:44:34]<Doxin> Diag: I like it!
[21:44:35]<MiningMarsh> snsiox: when did anyone mention paying for drugs?
[21:44:47]<Diag> >butt-grease
[21:44:58]<MiningMarsh> The butthole grease smells like assEdited once by jombo23. Last: 23rd Jan 2018 -
<Catelite> after they joined and left a rant about how we're never here? `~`
<Catelite> twice?
<Catelite> before I could even say hello because I was getting groceries
<Ristovski> Catelite: Your own fault for wasting #powder time on groceries
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[22:32] <denza242> Diag: U WAN CRAK[22:32] <denza242> Diag: I GOT GOOD PRODUCT[22:32] <Diag> denza242: YE[22:32] <Diag> denza242: I ALSO WAN SUM FUK[22:32] * denza242 INSERTS CRAK DIRECTLY INTO DIAG[22:32] <denza242> THATLL BE 5030842948[22:32] <denza242> dOLAR[22:33] * denza242 sells 3 of Diag's kidneys[22:33] <Diag> denza242: can we fuk tho[22:33] <denza242> yes jacob1, all 3 kidneysEdited 2 times by NUCLEAR_FOX. Last: 22nd Feb 2018
