Funny forum/IRC quotes thread

  • jombo23
    2nd Mar 2017 Member 3 Permalink

    [21:07:18]<yousuck> how do you change nickname
    [21:07:25]<yousuck> i just thougt of something
    [21:07:26]<Diag> /part name

    [21:07:39]*** yousuck has left #powder ("test")

    [21:07:42]<Diag> HAHAHAHA
    [21:07:42]<Ristovski> rofl

    [21:07:56]*** yousuck has joined #powder

    [21:08:25]<Diag> yousuck: you need to put the name in quotes

    [21:08:40]*** yousuck has left #powder (""test"")

  • jacob1
    13th Mar 2017 Developer 5 Permalink
    <Mrprocom> is there a technical name for this tool in the walls section? https://puu.sh/uHfOQ/95942a5556.png
    <Mrprocom> the one that erases everything
    <Ristovski> Mrprocom: Gay Removal Tool(tm) - judging by the icon
  • Mrprocom
    1st Apr 2017 Moderator 3 Permalink
    [10:15:36] <mniip> let's cooperate and draw something
    [10:20:04] <savask> mniip: Draw? What?
    [10:22:48] <mniip> I haven't decided on a drawing yet
    [10:39:17] <mniip> pweh, let's draw a pony!
    [10:40:46] <pweh> mniip, sure :)
    [11:15:40] <mniip> pweh, http://tcpst.net/bp26.png
    [11:54:16] <Mrprocom> mniip: that looks great, didn't know you were good at (pixel)art
    [11:54:46] <mniip> oh I drew that over a template
    [11:54:49] <mniip> well
    [11:54:52] <mniip> a reference
    [11:56:37] <Mrprocom> I see

    After some time...

    [12:23:22] * session (https@tinyurl.com/jedqn5p) has joined
    [12:56:58] <pweh> [21:23:34] * session (https@tinyurl.com/jedqn5p) has joined
    [12:57:02] <pweh> what the fuck
    [12:57:26] <pweh> no
    [12:57:27] <pweh> NO
    [12:57:31] <pweh> son of a bitch
    [12:57:43] <handicraftsman> pweh, that link leads to Rick Astley
    [12:58:07] <pweh> handicraftsman, learnt that the hard way
    [12:58:19] <handicraftsman> pweh, too
    [13:00:58] <pweh> lol
    [13:02:16] <Mrprocom> handicraftsman, pweh: thanks for the warning
    [13:02:27] <pweh> lmao
    [13:02:37] <handicraftsman> Lol
    [13:02:38] <Mrprocom> I haven't been rick rolled today yet
    [13:07:09] <mniip> Mrprocom, btw here's the original image for the pixelart if you wanted to see http://tcpst.net/xkcd.png
    [13:07:39] <Mrprocom> you stupid idiot
    [13:07:48] <Mrprocom> does instantly closing the tab count?
    [13:07:55] <mniip> no
    [13:07:57] <Mrprocom> :(
    [13:08:12] <Mrprocom> I trusted the url because of the .png extension
    [13:09:15] <Ristovski> mniip: gg
  • jacob1
    17th Apr 2017 Developer 1 Permalink
    [14:32:24] <iovoid> So TPT rejects invalid saves
    [14:33:00] <jacob1> nope it uses a fancy algorithm to fix the saves and make them exactly like the original
    [14:33:25] <jacob1> if it can't fix them it uses an AI to create a save that represents what the title was
    [14:33:26] <iovoid> lol
    [14:35:15] <Mrprocom> interesting, let's manipulate the algorithm and make it our slaves to make whatever save we want
  • MiningMarsh
    17th Apr 2017 Member 2 Permalink

    <PowderBot> Repo update, The-Powder-Toy
    <PowderBot> jacob1: fix photon refraction on windows
    <PowderBot> https://github.com/simtr/The-Powder-Toy/compare/cf03731dc35c...076ec711a9cf

    <mniip> why would you pass photons through windows
    <mniip> windows are like flat
    <mniip> you're not supposed to observe refraction

    <mniip> MiningMarsh, anyway back to reflection

  • Mrprocom
    17th Apr 2017 Moderator 2 Permalink
    [07:41:46] <TheBombMaker> jacob1: opinion on Donnel Troomp?
    [07:41:57] <jacob1> very orange
    [07:42:08] <mniip> much president
    [07:42:21] <u-ou> such wall
    [07:42:37] <denza242> wow
  • tptquantum
    17th Apr 2017 Member 0 Permalink

    in the forum

    me: Why not adding signatures?

    @jacob1: no

  • Mrprocom
    5th May 2017 Moderator 1 Permalink
    [15:58:48] <Minotaur> jacob1, mod abuse
    [16:14:35] * Catelite bans Minotaur
    [16:15:57] <Minotaur> Catelite, "xetalim was just permanently banned, reason: "lol" "
    [16:16:00] <Minotaur> I remember well
    [16:16:27] <Catelite> ????
    [16:18:10] <Mrprocom> Catelite: he is recalling an incident where you permanently banned Minotaur for fun I think
    [16:18:20] <Catelite> oh
    [16:18:40] <Minotaur> an incident?
    [16:18:55] <Minotaur> you mean incidents
    [16:24:27] <Minotaur> Catelite, see here: https://pastebin.com/aK0nmRx1

    15:29:41, Catelite
    Permenantly "lol"
    15:28:58, Catelite
    1 hour, "Existing"
    15:27:58, Catelite
    1 day, "Attempting to reach 1000 posts by posting arbitrarily."

    [16:50:11] <Mrprocom> Minotaur: heh, so you had bad experiences when the community was under the reign of catelite and lord mortvert the first
    [16:50:20] <Mrprocom> doesn't sound like a safe time to be active in
    [16:52:46] <jacob1> it was scary, you were more likely to get stabbed talking in #powder than you were walking through downtown detroit
    Edited 4 times by Mrprocom, jacob1. Last: 5th May 2017
  • CeeJayBee
    7th May 2017 Member 1 Permalink
    <kou> >Synchronized menstrual explosion. From each and every uterus, a red tide crashed forth, and in the frenzy of screams, lights flickering and floor rumbling, all of the men were thrown off balance--so they couldn’t brace themselves for the blood flood.
    <kou> >It only took a few minutes--the red sea’s currents were brutally effective, flinging men right off of their feet, through the halls, and clear out the windows of the high-rise building.
    <kou> >The screams and streams pushed on and on until every last man and every last drop of blood had been blasted from the building.
    <kou> >When the dust finally settled and each of the women regained composure, they promptly set about to putting the office back in order and getting back to work. Their profits and efficiency went up almost overnight, the wage gap was closed, and none of them ever suffered a period again for the rest of their lives.
    <kou> >Eventually that brave group of women would collectively become the president of the United States and end world hunger forever.
    <jacob1> can you not post weird long stories like that

    I've returned from the dead to post a funny IRC quote, beep boop
  • jombo23
    5th Jun 2017 Member 1 Permalink

    [20:51:10]<handicraftsman> What's pavg0 for?
    [20:51:26]<Ristovski> handicraftsman: pussy average: 0
    [20:51:32]<Ristovski> handicraftsman: so you gettin 0 pussy