Funny forum/IRC quotes thread

  • Alexwall
    5th Dec 2015 Member 0 Permalink

    @Lord_Bowserinator (View Post)

     jacob1 is 18 confirmed!

  • Emperor_Bowserinator
    7th Dec 2015 Member 0 Permalink
    [20:14] <fanta_fruitcake> BWBellairs: no spoilers doe ;)
    [20:14] <Bowserinator> Dont spoil it pls
    [20:14] <BWBellairs> The doctor goes near to the end of time to gallifrey...
    [20:14] Bowserinator takes out rocket launcher
    [20:15] <BWBellairs> Where jacob1 is waiting for him with a potato gun
    [20:15] Bowserinator aims rocket towards BWBellairs

    [20:15] <BWBellairs> Clara has no pulse as jacob1 stabs her with a moo
    [20:15] Bowserinator puts away rocket launcher.
    [20:15] <Bowserinator> opps
    [20:15] <BWBellairs> Lol
    [20:15] Bowserinator fires the rocket at BWBellairs
  • Emperor_Bowserinator
    11th Dec 2015 Member 0 Permalink
    <Bowserinator> $timebomb jacob1
    [17:05] StewieGriffinSub stuffs Powder Toy down jacob1's pants.  The timer is set for 15 releases!  There are 3 suggestions.  They are: realistic heat, frame skipping, and 3D.
    [17:05] <BWBellairs> Lol.
    [17:06] <Bowserinator> ?
    [17:06] <Bowserinator> wtf
    [17:06] <Bowserinator> 15 releases = 45 years
    ... some time later ...

    [17:07] <+jacob1> $cut 3D
    [17:07] <@StewieGriffinSub> jacob1 makes 3D Powder Toy, but it takes 2 hours to calculate each frame. The strain proves too much for jacob1's CPU, which promptly explodes!
    [17:07] <@StewieGriffinSub> KABOOM!
    [17:07] == jacob1 was kicked from ##powder-bots by StewieGriffinSub [BOOM!]
    [17:07] == jacob1 [jacob1@Powder/Developer/jacob1] has joined ##powder-bots
    [17:07] == mode/##powder-bots [+v jacob1] by ChanServ
    [17:07] <+jacob1> >:
  • Emperor_Bowserinator
    23rd Dec 2015 Member 4 Permalink
    [14:49] <Doxin> hello all!
    [14:50] <Bowserinator> hello
    [14:51] <Doxin> I hate how StewieGriffin doesn't respond to that anymore ;_;
    [14:53] <+jacob1> hello all!
    [14:53] <@StewieGriffinSub> hello, jacob1
    [14:53] <+jacob1> :)
    [14:54] <Bowserinator> hello all!
    [14:54] <@StewieGriffinSub> hello, Bowserinator
    [14:54] <Bowserinator> :D
    [14:54] <Bowserinator> Doxin, what do you have to say?
    [14:54] <Doxin> hello all!
    [14:54] <Doxin> >:C
    [14:55] <Bowserinator> hello all!
    [14:55] <@StewieGriffinSub> hello, Bowserinator
    [14:55] <Doxin> fuck you StewieGriffinSub
    [14:55] <@StewieGriffinSub> Doxin: ohai
    [14:55] <Doxin> >>:C
    [14:55] <Bowserinator> lamo
     
     
     
     
    [16:34] <Bowserinator> hi
    [16:34] <Bowserinator> ?!js Array(10000).join("HELLO")
    [16:34] <IovoidBot> You has been banned from using the bot. Your IP has been logged and the police contacted.
    [16:34] <IovoidBot> Output: 'HELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLO
    [16:34] == IovoidBot [~iovoidbot@unaffiliated/iovoid/bot/ionodejsbot] has quit [Excess Flood]
    [16:34] <Bowserinator> well that failed
    [16:34] <Bowserinator> :P
    Edited once by Emperor_Bowserinator. Last: 23rd Dec 2015
  • mniip
    29th Dec 2015 Developer 0 Permalink
    [REDACTED]
    Edited 3 times by mniip. Last: 29th Dec 2015
  • Omega29
    30th Dec 2015 Member 0 Permalink

    1156th post coming through

  • Emperor_Bowserinator
    16th Jan 2016 Member 0 Permalink
    +boxmein jacob1: let me restart it then
    20:52:37 +jacob1: it's probably from when I Restarted the znc or something
    20:53:50 +boxmein: oh
    20:53:54 it doesn't rejoin
    20:53:58 wonder how it reconnected to znc
    20:54:22 +jacob1: dunno :P
    20:55:01 +boxmein: oh, may just have rebooted
    20:58:18 Deez_Nuts: jacob1, your bot is worthless, it's mexican.
  • jacob1
    16th Jan 2016 Developer 3 Permalink
    [10:10:33] <Bowserinator> ./quiz 1000
    [10:10:34] <Crackbot> What does the fox say?
    [10:10:34] <BowserChannelBot> Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow
    [10:10:36] <Mrprocom> Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow
    [10:10:38] <Bowserinator> A-hee-ahee ha-hee
    [10:10:44] <jacob1> Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding
    [10:10:45] <Bowserinator> @adminecho Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow
    [10:10:45] <BowserBotBeta> Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow
    [10:10:48] <Bowserinator> :C
    [10:10:58] <Crackbot> Quiz timed out, no correct answers! Answer was A-oo-oo-oo-ooo
    Edited once by jacob1. Last: 16th Jan 2016
  • boxmein
    17th Jan 2016 Former Staff 1 Permalink
    [02:05:16] <boxmein> MiningMarsh: hey MiningMarsh
    [02:05:18] <boxmein> hey hey MiningMarsh
    [02:05:20] <boxmein> (
    [02:05:27] <MiningMarsh> (
    [02:05:41] <MiningMarsh> well shit
    (qdb link)
    Edited 3 times by boxmein. Last: 22nd Jan 2016
  • Emperor_Bowserinator
    18th Jan 2016 Member 0 Permalink
    @Crackbot Question from Switzerland ($1000): Jesus! Take the ____
    18:58:55 <tacocat> chill pill
    18:58:57 <+jacob1> wheel
    18:58:56 <Bowserinator> shit
    18:59:00 <+jacob1> idk
    18:59:01 <tacocat> money
    18:59:04 <Bowserinator> fame
    18:59:05 <+Switzerland> :P
    18:59:06 <tacocat> bible
    18:59:07 <+jacob1> Wheel
    18:59:13 <Bowserinator> potato
    18:59:15 <Bowserinator> cake
    18:59:18 <+Switzerland> r/unexpected
    18:59:20 <@Crackbot> Quiz timed out, no correct answers! Answer was Jesus was not there. Your crash your car kiling half a family. You sustain many injuries and you end up getting sued by the remaining family members for all your money. Your insurance company does not cover the damages and you now live in a ditch
    Edited 2 times by jacob1. Last: 22nd Jan 2016