The Powder Toy

Suggestion: COVF (covfefe)

  • jacob2     2nd Jun 2017 Member 6 Permalink
    Color: orange (0xFFA828)

    Everybody knows what covfefe is, and I'd love to see it in TPT. It would greatly increase possibilities in saves. It would generate a lot of buzz and covfefe around TPT if it were added, it would really make the game great again. All the other simulation games are terrible, but our game would be the best, if it just had covfefe. Here are some uses and ideas:

    Can be used to covfe ugly things in your saves
    Makes sure that illegal players can't steal your saves. Will ban any users that haven't been authorized to use your saves. It will use IP ranges to determine likelihood of stealing saves.
    Can be used as a low-grade heater, heating up the surrounding air by 1C every 10 years. Any nearby coolers would be nullified
    Can be used to make covfefer walls, it would make my save more effective:
    1905205View Save 1905205

    Great at transporting OIL
    STKM with a head color darker than 0xAD7E1F will not be allowed to pass
    0xFFE1A1 - fine, can pass through COVF
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    0x715161 - not fine - COVF will be solid to this STKM
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    OMG HE HAS A BOMB, SHOOT HIM
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    COVF is also very covfefe at transferring information. When your saves are viewed in Russia, it will start automatically transferring classified information in morse code, like this:
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    This would be great for electronics, we would see a lot of morse code readers be created to receive this information.


    COVF would be created by sacrificing a STKM in a pool of orange water. MORT will be created during this process, and all LOVE on the screen will turn into a mix of LOLZ, COAL, and DEST.
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    I hope you all think this is a great suggestion for TPT. Also remember to covfefe all my saves!
    Edited 2 times by jacob2. Last: 9th Jun 2017
  • docRoboRobert     2nd Jun 2017 Member 0 Permalink

    Yes! Covefe is something that TPT need. 

    Make TPT great again!

  • tptquantum     2nd Jun 2017 Member 0 Permalink

    @docRoboRobert (View Post)

     No, make our planet great again instead x)

  • jacob2     2nd Jun 2017 Member 0 Permalink
    @tptquantum (View Post)
    If we add this element, it will make the planet great again! Just imagine: warm beaches in Maine, a nice Atlantic coastline in Orlando, the USA would be a paradise
    Edited once by jacob2. Last: 2nd Jun 2017
  • tptquantum     2nd Jun 2017 Member 0 Permalink

    @jacob2 (View Post)

     WARNING: SERIOUS REPLY AHEAD

    Could be some April Fools element, or something like this. Just don't add it as a definitive element :)

  • jacob2     2nd Jun 2017 Member 0 Permalink
    @tptquantum (View Post)
    This is no joke, we need this element
    @jacob1 please reply
  • coryman     2nd Jun 2017 Member 0 Permalink

    I dunno, if this element were added, it might generate a lot of negative press covfefe

  • QuanTech     2nd Jun 2017 Member 0 Permalink

    @jacob2 (View Post)

     Ah about time! The first useful element suggestion in TPT. Also, when you melt COVF, you get COVFFFFFF (covfefefefefefefe). It has exactly the same properties as COVF, except its liquid. Also there should be gas version of COVF, powder version, powered version, powered breakable version, breakable version, and bagels.

     

    Allow russian hackers to steal information.

    Edited 2 times by QuanTech. Last: 2nd Jun 2017
  • jacob2     2nd Jun 2017 Member 0 Permalink
    @QuanTech (View Post)
    They have already allowed Russian hackers to steal login information, see the Site Changelog, Phase 2
    Edited once by jacob2. Last: 2nd Jun 2017
  • DanielGalrito     2nd Jun 2017 Member 0 Permalink

    I don't get it (not a russian hacker)

    Edited once by DanielGalrito. Last: 2nd Jun 2017
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