Everyone's grammar improves by a factor of ten, except your grammar deteriorates by a factor of ten.
I wish for a small piece of rock from Pluto.
Granted. They get to you so fast they break the speed of light and cause an oversized vaccum where they went, now half the Earth's atmosphere is gone.
I wish for a piece of rock from the Sun.
EDIT: NOOOOO! WHY MAN, WHY?!