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The lion's poop is not bad, but it poops everywhere. You knowing that vegies aren't dirty when pooped get sued by idiots who don't know. You lose.....somehow. Dumb lawyers...

I wish for...........a..........world.......with..........juicy.........fish.

Edit: Oops. but the maker didn't put a wish,  comment void. so here's the corruption. ^_^

You recieve a world with juicy, acidic, and radioactive piranhas that will instantly kill you if you try to catch them.

I wish that the Powder Toy implemented realistic nuclear physics.

It does, but the processing power required to simulate it is too much, and your PC explodes.

I wish that Breaking Bad was not over.

It is not over. But all the actors died and were replaced by random people off the street.

I wish that the next person would corrupt my wish.

I will not corrupt your wish 

...paradoxes are fun!

I wish that I made Bill Gates' net worth every second.

Granted. beacon now gain the number of dollars that Bil Gates has every second. However, the dollar has now become 0.0000000000001% of its former value, so it is effectively worthless.

I wish for a bucket of deuterium oxide.

It is unlocked, but deleted.

I wish to become an administrator.